I wrote a new post this morning,
and it’s literally the most important thing in my world today.
Won’t you like it?
You don’t need to say anything meaningful.
Heck, you don’t even have to read it…
Just acknowledge my effort.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
I put a new video up!
Take a look.
Ain’t it cool?
Tell all your friends.
And don’t forget to subscribe!
You’re the best!
The most profound thought crossed my mind.
I just had to tweet it.
Didn’t you see it?
Seriously…you need to follow me.
This thing is about to go viral!
Great stuff, man!
Just posted a new picture.
This one’s really arty…
Gonna get a lot of attention soon.
Hop on before everyone else!
Won’t you give it a heart?
OK. Not this time, I guess.
This new status I wrote is amazing!
Hold on. Lemme put it up.
Can’t wait to see my contacts pushing up the views.
5 minutes and no views?
Is the WiFi working?
Maybe they’re all busy.
Yeah.. that’s it.
Just bad timing.
They’ll come around.
Just in case though, let me send it directly.
Where the heck is everyone?
OK…OK. I know.
This one is going to wake you guys up for sure.
You’ll love it!
I don’t get it.
I tagged all the influencers. Used all the right hashtags.
But still nobody says a word!
Am I invisible?!
Might as well be…
I liked them.
Commented when I didn’t really have anything useful to say.
And what do I get in return?
Why do I even bother?
Do I need to put up a damn billboard to get your attention?!
What will it take to reach you?
Am I not important enough for 5 seconds of your time?!
You need to see this….You need to see me!
Just a little star. A Like. A share.
I’ll just leave.
I don’t need you anyway.
And with that, (s)he stopped caring about others’ attention, and turned the focus inward. And lived happily ever after.
This piece is also done visually here: